Meows Everyone! We wanted to give our literary kitties a chance to show thier stuff.
The poems and stories can be something you wrote or found. If found, please supply the original author's name.
The poems and stories should be about cats or about being fuzzy. Please send mewr submissions to Sassy. Have fun!
A Poem By Smokey Amber:
There once was kitty named Wuzzy.
He was really fuzzy.
He got mats in his hair,
but his meowmie took care.
His meowmie was ofur-protective of
him wouldn't let him fall in love.
He decided to go on strike ,
And also to crash his meowmies new bike.
She started to hate him,
And chased him up a limb.
And Wuzzy
got a buzzy
so he couldn't be fuzzy
"Fuzziness" by Midnight Hogue:
Fuzziness can be annoying,
And also something quite enjoying.
My meowmie loves to cuddle me,
But I just want to be set free.
She likes to pet my soft pretty furr,
But she likes it more when I give her a purr.
My coat is soft and I hope yours is too.
Now it's time to say bye to you.
"Cats Are" by Midnight Hogue:
Cats are cool
'Cause they don't drool.
Cats are smart
and have great big hearts.
Cats are furry
and sometimes purry
but never never in a hurry.
Cats are great
And don't you hate
When they scratch your hose
and make you late?
Cats are special,
Cats are fun.
And don't you love us
every one?
A Poem by Rajah:
We complain about our hoomins and how they protect us too much;
We complain they work for hours and hours, forgetting us.
We complain the world is so amazing and we are kept inside.
We complain and yowl and growl; then find a place to sulk and hide.
The kitties out in the ally have a life we dream about every day -
They seem free without humans or windows constantly in their way.
We mew about their antics that would be punishable inside our houses;
And our feline voices rise too loud in complaint that *they* can kill mouses.
Remember they have to fend for their food; they must fight to live.
Remember we have loving humans who work for hours only to give
all the love, food, toys, company and undivided attention we need.
Remember kitties; don't get caught up in a spoiled kitty's greed!
"MGD's Ditty" by MGD:
I am MGD, a fine fuzzy kitty,
Harlequin white with black.
I am trying to write this little ditty,
To say what I don't lack.
I don't lack for much,
Have catnip, food and fun.
Breakfast, dinner and lunch,
And sitting in the sun.
Spyder's here to play with me,
And Meowmie's always near.
There's really nothing I can see,
That I have to fear.
Well, that is it, I have it all.
Sisfur, Meowmie, fun and food.
Fuzzy Kitties, heed the call,
We all are just so good.
"Spyder, Spyder" by Spyder:
Spyder, Spyder, eating food,
Looking for catnip and fresh mice,
Eats too much, but she is good,
And she is just so nice.
Spyder, Spyder, what's the rush,
Rest and sleep here in the sun.
Curled up with her fur so plush,
Dreaming only of more fun.
Spyder, Spyder, who are you?
I'm a Fuzzy Kitty and I'm so glad
"I'm an Ailurophilia cat" she mewed.
That is why I am never sad!
A Hiaku by Spyder and MGD:
"A Fuzzy Haiku"
Fuzzy kitties rule
Their humans love them truly
Fuzziness always.
"MEOWMIE" by Otis:
I love my Meowmie, she's so sweet
She gives me such good things to eat
If I'm naughty, she doesn't care
Even if I claw her chair.
She says I am her baby boy
Her extra special pride and joy.
I love my Meowmie, she's so pretty.
And I'm so lucky to be her kittie!
A Poem by Ping:
There was once a meezer named Ping
An old geezer he was
He lives in a house
With a brother and sister and a brown mouse
Ping likes to sleep
While brother and sister weep
And meowmie keeps the peace
Ping is a little fat
But he's no ordinary cat
He's a fuzzy kitty
That tried hard to write this ditty
